The New New World

If I were in charge of the world things would be quite different.
Everone would have a fancy nickname
Mandatory creativity time would take place daily
Windownless buildings would not exist
Round abouts would be a thing of the past
Everyone would wear cowboy boots
In greeting the taller person would twirl the shorter
If someone were to put someone down they would have to compliment them three times first
The wilderness would remain the wilderness
There would be squadrons devoted to exterminating mysquitos
Christian Bale would still be batman and friends would put on another season
Dessert would be eaten before dinner
Thanksgiving feasts would take place twice a year
Guys would wear short shorts too
If I were in charge things would ger interesting because I am just gfetting started

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